Charlotte "mailto:chandler.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au Brothel ❤️

About Perth

Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, fish wizard extraordinaire, and I’ve got thots—er, thoughts—on brothel. Not that brothel, ya filthy hobbit, I mean the fish! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Brothel’s this funky deep-sea freak, all slimy and glowy, like some dodgy lantern in Mordor’s underbelly. Lives way down where light’s a bloody myth—kinda like Freddie Mercury in *The Master*, yeah? “I’m just a poor boy,” he’d sing, but brothel? It’s screamin’, “I’m king of the abyss, bitches!”